Hi, I am the entity as David Court - I was born way back in the mists of time in 1971 and this is my website... The majority of it is only going to appeal to those who have as high a GQ (Geek Quotient) as myself but hopefully theres at least something of interest lurking in these pages..

I shall try and update the website as often as possible, so it's always worth popping back to see how I've radically designed its content any given week.

Any comments, thoughts, cash-donations or just plain proposals of marriage should be sent to david_court@tiscali.co.uk.  I've always been keen on being a God Father to a child, so if I look like the type of upstanding individual you would want to have responsible for the spiritual welfare of your offspring then drop me a line.  I'm also available for weddings, christenings and bar-mitzvahs and am free most Saturdays except when doing my community service.

Have fun looking around and hopefully I've left something of limited appeal for you.

If you would like to share the unadulterated joy that viewing the wonderment of www.barbelith.co.uk gave you, why not put the link banner below on your web site?  Simply right-click on it and select "Save as" to share the wealth ... I promise that I shall be your friend forever if you do so, and should you ever need a Kidney or Eye for an emergency operation then just drop me a line...  If you have the requirement for a decent working liver or lung, you're probably best going elsewhere to be honest.

Also, if any of you participate in the joys of online gaming and use the marvellous tool X-FIRE to achieve this aim, keep your eye out for me (username barbelith) playing Battlefield 1942 badly...