Hi kids!  I am the one known as Tony Hart!  Not the Tony Hart you understand, but just someone who happens to have the same name and resemble him very strongly.  The Tony Hart would never willingly associate himself with the parade of odd, and in some cases frankly sick, photographs on display on barbelith.  Frankly, I would consider them all an absolute waste of bandwidth if I wasn't so old and of course don't understand what that means.  Anyway, click on one of the categories below and enjoy!